Hojaye ga, par baat kya hai.Me: Yaar ye secret rakhna. Meri bhabhi ko bacha chahiye, aur mere bhai mein kuch problem hai. To main chahta hun ki tu mere bhabhi ke saath…He: Yaar tu mazak to nahi kar raha. Yaar main sirf masti ke liye sex karta hun.Me: Haan yaar, but is time kuch important help ke liye karde. Please. Maine apni bhabhi se baat karli hai, woh tayyar hai. Tu to unhe dekha bi to hai woh bohut sundar hai. You will love to have sex with her.He: Thik hai bhai, tere liye kuch bhi, aur is baar to mere bhi maze hain.Yeh keh kar hum hasne lage, aur phone rakh diya. Ab main Saniya ke pass aaya aur unki shaadi ka video chala ke dikhaya, jisme mera dost tha. Mere paas bhi kuch photos the to woh bhi dikhaya, to woh kehne lagi.She: Kabir mujhe kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai. Tum jisse dikha rahe ho woh to dekh ne mein bohut acha hai. Koi bhi ladki mana nahi karegiMe: Aap mana karna chahti ho to kardo. maine usse baat karli hai, main usse mana kardunga.She: Mana mat karna, ek kaam karo. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra. And because all you have is Obamacare, she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.She's 25, and her name's Candy.3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.4. My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's three schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."5. The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with.
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